- Calling a TJMaxx in California only to have the phone answered by a real life "Surfer Dude"... Who puts me on hold and transfers me to a "Valley Girl." It was.. like.. totally.. awesome!
- My Belly Button that is now at full extension.
- Trying to put a band-aid on my little toe. Apparently I'm to big for that now, good thing I have a Mom to help me.
- Getting "crop dusted" by the same old lady at the store, not once, but twice.
- All the sounds my body makes.
- **** * *** ****** *** ******* ** ***** *** (this is for all the things that are a little too awkward to share)
- Going to a Ward Party and having everyone think that the desert I brought was made by another lady. Then having them find out it was me because the other lady had to keep correcting them when they asked her.
- Having my cup refilled by the waiter every time I took a sip... Good customer service, or awkward stalking?
- Belly flashing strangers, because even some of my maternity tops are too short.
- Yelling "OWWW" at random moments because my baby doesn't know how to be professional and not kick Mommy so hard while she's at work.
- Having people tell me I look tired all the time... Thanks for that.
Now for the Baby!
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