
My poor baby squash are being baked before their time...

Funny Scruffy
Angry Scruffy
In an effort to get to know Scruffy as well as possible he has agreed to fill out a short survey describing himself (a warning- he has a bit of a potty mouth):
Name: Scruffy
Birthplace: Australia, or some pet store
Hometown: More like Homeroom, these fools never let me outside!
Favorite Food: Crickets... no, Mealworms...no, Crickets...no, ahhhhhh who gives a ((beep))!
Favorite Travel Spot: Anywhere YOU can't find me
Most Embarrassing Moment: That time last week I ran into the wall, it hurt like ((beep))!
Favorite Disney Princess: What the ((beep)) kind of question is that!
List 3 of Your Best Traits: Eating, Eating, and pooping on Shalee 3x
Favorite Pastime: Telling people to "((beep)) off!" and hiding
Now a glimpse of the little fella in a video montage we like to call Scruffy the Devourer:
I was born a blond and I’ll die a blond! This trip I’ve been trying to take down brunette lane has hit a lot of bumps. For the past year or so I’ve tried twice to go all chocolaty brown, and both times it seems my hair rebelled. It lasts a couple of weeks and then reverts back to a dirty dishwater color, not pleasing for anyone. I think I wanted to go to darker because you hear that blonds have more fun but brunettes are taken more seriously. Believe it or not it was half social experiment and half I wanted to see what I’d look like with my natural color (a medium brown- I think). As I remember, the first time I colored my hair was late high school. I fought it forever, I knew once I started I’d never stop! However, the funky dishwater color it was turning pushed me over the edge. Now as I move back to a color where I’m comfortable (apparently as ditzy and the butt of jokes) I wanted to take the time to look back and take YOU on a journey through the life of my hair…..
Actually, I was born bald! And I stayed that way…for a long time. I did not get my first haircut until I was almost exactly 3! Don’t believe me? Here are the pictures
Crimping- Ok, I still LOVE crimping, but I don’t think I can pull it off like I used to.
Perms- I think I’ve had three. A note, short hair and perms are not always the best idea.
Short Hair- I’ve yo-yoed in the length all my life, but in general I keep it short.
Headbands- I preferred the cloth stretchy ones in every color. For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to wear them over my forehead. This led to some ugly acne at the start of puberty that luckily I could hide under the headbands, HA!
Hats- I had quite the collection and I LOVED to wear them to church. If I could have gotten away with wearing those giant Easter/Kentucky Derby ones I would have been in heaven. I still love hats, but I think Kevin’s got me beat in this right now.
Long Hair- The longest it has ever been was right after high school. I think I grew it out just to prove I could grow it that long. To be honest I hated the upkeep (so much shampoo, so much HAIR)! I cut it right before after coming back from my vacation in Europe with Charity. Seeing the photos from that showed me how huge my hair had become!
Brown- I’ve already covered this, and I’ll probably try it again- someday.