I got a lot of complements today. Let me rephrase, I got a lot of complements today on things about me that are fake. Here are some examples-
- "Hey Shalee, you look cute in those glasses. I've never seen you wear glasses before." (I don't actually wear glasses, I have a pair with clear glass lenses that I just happen to look AMAZING in)
- "Shalee has nice teeth" (Those who really know me know one of my teeth is fake, one that you can easily see, but I'm not going to tell you which one)
- "Wow Shalee, those shorts look good on you" (Fake butt, enough said)
- "Shalee, why do you look so tan?" (Ok, not really a complement, but it was Kevin who said it. I take his even noticing my bronzer as a complement)
Love this. I can give you one that isn't fake--I absolutely love the way you dress. I wish I could do the same (I also wish I were about 500 pounds lighter so I would look as good as you in those clothes).
ReplyDeleteShalee--I've always adored how you looked! Seriously! Takes these comments as compliments! I love your blog--I know I will always get a giggle out of things!
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